Thirty jobs I'd rather not have

With all due respect --

1. Surgeon

2. Ambulance chaser

3. Telemarketer

4. Cleaner

5. Security guard

6. Meat processing plant technician

7. Morgue makeup artist

8. Warlord posse member

9. Line order cook

10. Skyscraper window washer

11. Trucker

12. Onion chopper

13. FARC guerrilla underling

14. Miner

15. Hello Kitty product tester

16. Ghostbuster

17. Computer programmer

18. Medical claims administrator

19. Sewage anything

20. Customer service

21. Car czar

22. Cruise line waiter

23. Credit collector

24. Bikini waxer

25. PA to any of these: Tom Cruise, Lindsay Lohan, Naomi Campbell, P. Diddy, Jennifer Lopez, Gwyneth Paltrow

26. Gladiator contestant

27. W's speechwriter

28. Team mascot

29. Scorpion/piranha keeper

30. Osama bin Laden's travel planner