Thirty Jobs that I'm really glad that I don't have.

1) Almost anything at a water treatment facility
2) Crab Processor $8.00 an hour in Alaska
3) Real estate agent-- in this market
4) Prostitute catering to the trucking community
5) Cat food taste tester
6) Assistant buyer at a very specific national chain of department stores
7) Customer service for a yarn company
8) Rat catcher
9) proctologist
10) crime scene clean up
11) septic tank servicer
12) personal assistant to .... your mother.
13) customer service for a pace maker manufacturer
14) pickle factory worker
15) Roustabout- ( they do oil rig maintenance for not a great deal of money)
16) factory worker at a plastic tube factory- which smells like boiled chicken and hair perms
17) telemarketer for mortgages
18) gym teacher in the South Bronx - hey Anna- at least you are an art teacher.
19) fluffer
20) portable toilet cleaner
21) freelance lab tech at a biochemical weapons plant
22) working in a fiber glass factory
23) time share salesperson
24) dayshift stripper
25) paralegal
26) diener
27) diamond mine worker
28) mime
29) deminer
30) PR for Bernie Madoff